I'm not trying to woman bash or anything i just happen to cum across this picture that states
"sometimes a night of sexual pleasure just isn't worth it .ever woken up in a stranger's bed,clouded by a hangover and hang cuffed to the post wearing a mask ,wondering what could have caused that metal pain?ah haven't we all i bet you wish you'd have just whacked off instead?well,perhaps you should of but for those romantics out there who insist on having sex with real people here are a few girls you may want to avoid......
THE BUNNY BOILER
is the girl who stays at home a good house wife that cooks and cleans and would make you the best meals but will stalk you for the next seven months....
is the girl who stays at home a good house wife that cooks and cleans and would make you the best meals but will stalk you for the next seven months....
The Gang Moll
is the girl that the whole team smashed and she tries to assure you her gangster ex-husband who has just been released from jail is really not the jealous type but her and her ex-husband will be looking for you in days to come ....
is the girl that the whole team smashed and she tries to assure you her gangster ex-husband who has just been released from jail is really not the jealous type but her and her ex-husband will be looking for you in days to come ....
The Emotional wreck
is the girl that has been in tons of fucked up relationships and brings her past into her future and will cry when u suggest one night apart ........
is the girl that has been in tons of fucked up relationships and brings her past into her future and will cry when u suggest one night apart ........
The Church freak
is the girl that is deeply into the lord and if your lucky u get to see her catch something other then the holy ghost she can tend to make your life a living HELL..........
The Dark Angel
well i never had one so all i can tell you to do is run .....................
The Earth Mother
is the female that wants that wild sex in the strangest places like the bushes ,trees the beach etc be careful she'll seek u whenever its a full moon
is the girl that is deeply into the lord and if your lucky u get to see her catch something other then the holy ghost she can tend to make your life a living HELL..........
The Dark Angel
well i never had one so all i can tell you to do is run .....................
The Earth Mother
is the female that wants that wild sex in the strangest places like the bushes ,trees the beach etc be careful she'll seek u whenever its a full moon
The Biological Clock
is the woman that is in her late 40s early 50 s that has been married 4 times before and is trying to get a drunk young stud to marry her, she normally has a pastor on had waiting for you to say I DO all you do don't sign the dotted line
is the woman that is in her late 40s early 50 s that has been married 4 times before and is trying to get a drunk young stud to marry her, she normally has a pastor on had waiting for you to say I DO all you do don't sign the dotted line
The Incubator
is the one that pokes holes in the condoms JUST STAY AWAY PLZ ....
is the one that pokes holes in the condoms JUST STAY AWAY PLZ ....